A man from Lancashire called an escort agency and requested for Veronica. The receptionist asked for his name, he won’t give it. He was asked where his location is, he won’t tell. He was asked how he’ll compensate for the escort’s time. He said it will be by cash. With skimpy details, the receptionist made an appointment for him and Veronica, with their rendezvous a cozy restaurant.
The man arrived and waits for his date. It was already 20 minutes into the meeting and no Lancashire escort showed up. Dismayed, he went home and called the agency again. “Where was your escort?